Land of the hidden trees~ part 3.

•April 13, 2008 • Leave a Comment

“Why do you sing, oh mushrooms of old” I said, crouching down listening to a patch erupt into a new song, sweet and hypnotising. They didn’t answer, however, just kept on singing, as they always do. Sometimes I wonder if they can actually talk at all, and singing is just their main way of communication. Some of these mushrooms much be ages old, older than some of the trees even, well, that’s the only explanation I can find for some of them singing songs in an old language, which is unknown to me.

Anyway, as I was sat, I heard a noise, a scream, come from behind the bushes. I got to my feet immediately, as if someone had shot at me, and the bullet had landed centimetres away from my body.

I ran forth, and there I saw it. The same goblin I had fought that one time. I thought he was over this thing with the princess, he had tricked me, and I should have expected it; never, ever trust a goblin about anything.

I thrust forth, but it was too late, the lovely princess was in his arms, and he was sprinting away, much faster than his stubby little legs should take him.

I ran and tried to catch up, drawing my sword, and behind me, I heard the footsteps of someone coming to help me. I looked around, only for a second to see who it was, and I could not believe my eyes. The boy who I had met at the grand oak.

And something else I noticed, every single mushroom along the path, no, every mushroom in the forest was singing loudly, and in that ancient language too.

Uhhh, it got so loud I had to cover my ears, something was happening, the goblin had stopped too, but I could not move to get him, the very air was vibrating, as were the cells in my body, if this noise gets any louder, I could die…..

land of the hidden trees- land of eternal youth

•April 13, 2008 • Leave a Comment

oh today was a wonderous day in the land of the hidden trees. there was no rain just soft,warm rays of sun from the almighty blazing sun which was like the angry horned god himself, although giving us his pleasant side today…

the land, which i am becomming quite familiar with, and its inhabitiants, let me discover a new secret. one that made me change my entire outlook on the world.

i was walking pleasantly along, talking to some unicorns and elves, as i usually do, just strolling along listening to the mushrooms sing, when we saw an almighty light, and before we knew it we were not in the same patch of forest anymore but somewhere completly different.

it was a village, quite small in size and everything looked very traditional. there was a blacksmith, a butcher, a fruit and veg store, a market in the center, and people buzzing around bussily buying herbs,spices and other bargin items.

and around the market was rows upon rows of cottages and small houses. but the weirdest thing of all was that they were all young, no one under the age of 18 i would say.

anyway, i went and talked to the mayor, who was soo hot it was unbelievable, and he said no one in the village ever grew old, or died. amazing.

i would have asked him to make my life eternal, but as i opened my mouth, i looked around me and thought about what it would really be like to live forever. and i saw it as a curse.

a big,fat,black curse that was against nature, and i was suddenly scared, and ran, ran back to the place i knew, and carried on listening to the mushrooms.

land of the hidden trees- grand oak

•April 9, 2008 • Leave a Comment

togay i walked into an unknown bit of forest and i was greeted with a clearing and in the middle was the huge beast of an oak tree, no,not just any old huge oak, this really was HUGE, massive, it reached into the clouds.

yeah well anyway i climbed right up it and at the top there was a fit guy, and he was like
come here,come to me
so i went up to him and then we sat and talked for a while and we could see the whole of the land arounds us.

just beyond a set of blue mountains with clouds at their tops too, i spotted a magnificent castle. make out of while rock and it was glistening in the hot sunshine while a dragon went past.

anyway, i decided i will have to go there one day, there may be a prince waiting for me there.
as i climbed down, i also noticed how the mushroms were singing before a bird swooped down and took its life.

land of the hidden trees- high heel

•April 9, 2008 • Leave a Comment

today i tripped over a high heel and so i dug it out of the ground. it was red, and sparkling, but no sooner had i given it half a good inspection a fat beast of a women came speeding at me. she was plastered in makeup and wearing very posh clothes and her hair was all in curls, flopping behind here flabby face as she ran

“THA~TS MYY SHOE!” she screamed at me, and i was so flabbergasted by the sight that i just dropped it instintivly and ran for my life.

i wondered if that magickal lipstick may also have come from her, but as i said, i did not hang around to find out, and i ran down the long misty path into an unknown stretch of forest.

land of the hidden trees- magical lipstick!

•April 9, 2008 • Leave a Comment

today in my adventures i stumbles upon a magical lipstick!
its all shiny and mystirious and who knows what it does, i can only guess!

mabye its a secret poison or a laser or perhaps it can suade any man to like you..
or..perhaps its just a really nice lipstick that one of thoese dam fast faires dropped..

i shall see later on..

MAGICKAL LIPSTICK PART 2—TO BE CONTINUED!

land of the hidden trees~~part 2

•April 9, 2008 • Leave a Comment

oh my gosh, oh my gosh. i had the most ravishing experience in the land of the hidden trees today.

i was merrily walking along talking some magnificent people about stuff and things when suddenly this …thing jumped out at me,like, just as you would expect a highway man to,
yeah well anyway it said ” i want the princess” and i was like,

uhh, dude, i think you have the wrong person, i dont have a princess…

and he was like, getting all mad and stuff and wasnt persuaded so i had to turn myself into a princess, and then he kidnapped me, but me, with the high educational value that i have quickly changed into link from zelda and fought him.

anyway, neither of of us won because we dicided to give it a draw and we made friends, and i told him he shouldnt kidnap the princess because then i would have to come and save her and we went our seperate ways.

i dont know if he is still waiting for the princess, but i sharpened my spear just incase, you never can trust those devious goblins you know!

land of the hidden trees

•April 9, 2008 • Leave a Comment

hey all, this is my first blog, and to be honest i have no idea of what im to write so im just gonna blab on i suppose, if you have better things to be doing, go do them, dont hold back on my account.
now lets see.

*long pause*

today i went to the land of the hidden trees and i saw lots of magic things like fairies and pixies pracing around merrily. i had uncut grass beneath my feet and along the path grew toadstools which provided a habitat for various small creatues and in the brances i heard some owls screech.

you see people, although my body lives on this planet, i can, ASSURE you that my mind is nearly always somewhere else, or i should say, the land of the hidden trees.
oh no, this place is real, where the fairies and pixies and other creatures gather, dont you believe me? ha, fine, im not asking you to.

oohhh, its a wonderful place full of mystery and where anything can really happen, you just dont know, so magical and sacred where everything is still being created. doesnt it sound wonderful?
well, why dont you follow me and i can show you…..

NOW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 
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